June 6, 2012
"We Are the Martians"
When you think of the giants of Science Fiction as literature, the names (in no particular order) Robert A.
Heinlein, Jules Vern, José Phillip Farmer, Frank Herbert, H. G. Wells, Isaac Asimov, Aldus Huxley,
Anne McCaffrey, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, Douglas Adams, Arthur C. Clarke, Poul Anderson, E. A. van Vogt, Miller,
and Ray Bradbury, come to mind.
With the death of the author of The Martian Chronicles, Fahrenheit 451,
The Illustrated Man, and hundreds of TV scripts, Radio Plays, and short stories, not one
of them is alive, today. The only living sci-fi authors who come close to any of these are L. Neil Smith,
and Harry Turtledove.

Ray Bradbury (August 22, 1920 - June 5, 2012)
One of the things that made Bradbury so believable was his conviction that people will always do what
people do. His dystopian worlds of the future showed people living in huge cities, pounded down
by progressive fascism, often escaping into themselves or into the sensible places like the farm, the woods, or other planets..
He also believed that humanity COULD be better, but its salvation came from individual inner strengths, not
in the ability to play as a team. On the other hand, people like Clarke and Asimov believed that spiritual salvation
was either an evolutionary event or unobtainable (Asimov was an Atheist).
With Bradbury, you knew there would always be a twist, sometimes breath-taking, but it would always be a twist
which was a function of human behavior. He was heavily devoted to irony, and though his protagonists did not always
win, there was always some form of rough justice. He felt that, with talent and a proper high school education, college was not
necessary to be a great writer. He proved it.
In the end, Ray Bradbury believed that humans would, eventually, get off the planet - that the human urge to explore was
primal. He left room for the spiritual, but it was humanity and the human force that pushed him out among the
stars. In the end, success was in understanding we must solve our problems ourselves - that we will not discover the
Martians. We will have to be the Martians.
Wisconsin
To: Dick Harpootlian, Jesse Jackson, Jim Clyburn and all the state Democrats who were out yesterday opining on how
unions and the Democrats were back and how they were going to win in our sister yankee state, Wisconsin - SHUT UP!
June 5, 2012
Whisky Tango Foxtrot??
To hear POTUS42 tell it, Obama has done an amazingly good job at restoring the economy. For the record,
NO corner has been turned, except the one which takes us over the cliff of laziness and debt.
For what it's worth, I'm still trying to decide whether or not to sue the lying bastard for killing my sewer system. Baby Bill
will never live down the fact that his presidency oversaw the mandate for the worst working toilet in history.
Of course, he'll lie about that, too. Also, apparently, people have forgotten that he rode the Bush economic legacy into
the sunset and got off the horse as it was dying.
Whooooosh!
The people who thought we were crazy for talking about a really, really fast space plane that was being worked on -
another Bush initiative - it's real.
Musical Oops!
And the company which makes the Infinity owes James Horner some money. They ripped off his score for
Bicentennial Man for an ad for their second-rate car.
June 4, 2012
Later, Baby!
Last year, I promised my wife that we would take more mini-vacations this summer, since we both work, and can't
really take regular vacations. So, to make a long story short, that's where I've been. I'll be writing (and cartooning)
again, as of Wednesday. In the mean time, all the news and the weather has been up to date.. don't
forget to check in for those - and if you get really lonely for some elevated bon mots, there's always the archives.