EDITORIAL

MAY
Notes on stuff that happened in May, 2012.

Hoopdee Market - May 31
Oink! - May 30
Oh, Puleeeeez! - May 29
Ask Yourself - May 28
Catching Up:Obamamoney/Silver!/Beryl - May 27
re: Just Asking Redux - May 24
Wedding Bell$ - May 23
re: Just Asking Redux - May 22
Just Asking - May 21
Daffy Definitions - May 19
Involuntary Manslaughter - May 18
Are We Surprised - May 17
Gentle Reminders - May 16
he Treaty That Killed America - May 15
And to Think We Invented the Marshall Plan - May 14
The Avengers and Moral Equivalency - May 13
The Guardian and Obama's Ego - May 12
Tzzzzzzzt! One & Done - May 11
Less Respect, More Büllesgeschichte - May 10
NC Not OK to be Gay/FORWARDS.. - May 9
Texas Inmate gets 41% of WV Vote - May 8
Typically French, Encore Une Fois.. - May 7
Nunc Solum Meretrices Sed Dicunt Veritatem - May 6
Wait! Wait! Another Crazy Idea - May 5
Holey Sol! - May 4
Liars and Jobs - May 2
Gov. Bubble: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - May 1


(The Swamp) --
May 31, 2012
Hoopdee..
Yesterday's market selloff was no big deal. Volume's too low. Now, if it continues today and closes down 200+, with higher volume, THEN, we might be seeing something.

But you can see the low volume in the charts - this is what happens when the government isn't trying to push the market up.

Unjust Desserts
Every time I see Fred Thompson selling reverse mortgages instead of signing bills as President, I just want to spit.

And, To the guy who threw the papers in the air and yelled at his fellow Illinois House Representatives: Power really does corrupt. You do represent the crookedest political system in America. But you did do the understandable thing.

May 30, 2012
Oink!
If you've been reading this column on a continuing basis, you know that we have called out the administration for pumping up the stock market, making it look as if the market is climbing when all that it's doing is being pushed up on very small volume. We've talked about this before.

Without getting gross, all that's happening is people trading nearly worthless pieces of paper for often non-productive goods..Greece. Spain. France, Iran, Russia, Syria, North Korea. At least $16 Trillion in debt. Nahhh we 're doin' jus' fine, folks..

May 29, 2012
Oh, Puleeeeez!
Now, it's "Tropical Rainstorm Beryl"(!) And, yes.. to satisfy the loonies in the White House, NOAA fudged a bit and said the poor thing became a Hurricane before it amazingly became a tropical depression as it went much further inland than forecast. And I guess, if you change the parameters of your definitions, some of the back winds of the weakening SUBtropical, tightly formed minor cyclone may have reached 75mph for a VERY short amount of time.

If we ever get another resident in the White House, he or she needs to fire every single one of the toady bums at NOAA, once and for all. Now even the weather is political. Good grief!

May 28, 2012
Ask Yourself
Are you safe? Are you opinionated? Are you well fed and have some nice things? Thank yourself for your effort.

Does somebody provide things and food for you? Thank them for their effort - they're called taxpayers.

Are you free to pursue being happy? Are you free to pursue being grumpy? Thank a military person. Millions of them have died so that you can have the right to complain or not.

TS Beryl Update
If you want to watch the battle between a tropical storm and a strong front powered by a High, be sure to check out the 12-HOUR WATER VAPOR LOOP in the middle column.

May 27, 2012
Catching Up
Obamaramanomics: If I steal a trillion dollars from you this year, steal a trillion dollars from you next year, and steal a trillion dollars from you the year after that, I will not have increased the rate of theft at all! But the actual theft will have been THREE TRILLION DOLLARS. If you don't count the first year as an increase over Bush's budget ($1.5 Trillion over), then, each year's overage of $1.5 Trillion is the lowest increase rate, almost in history. So when you hear Obama, or some of his repeat felons say he has the lowest rate of increase yet, just remember it's only another lie from the current resident of the Whitehouse. Be warned, though, there are real people who really believe that lying is an accomplishment. We call them Progressives.

Buy-Yo-Silver!: This little 5% dip in the market is not the great slide I'm looking for. That will come as soon as investors are convinced the government has no real plan to help the economy, or realize government CAN'T fix the economy but is still trying to - either will work. It should happen on or before October. I can't tell you what you should do, but I am continuing to buy silver - up and down - under $35.00/oz, up to 20% of my disposable portfolio. If nothing happens - no big deal. If something happens - all the better. If IT happens - that 20% will rise to such value that it will equal or exceed the value of the other 80% of my investments.

TS Beryl: is part of the same system as TS Alberto, which was a tropical storm for about a minute and a half. After half the storm doubled back, nobody talked about it any more. NOAA never misses a chance to overstate the weather.

May 24, 2012
Allergies
I got 'em. I'll write more soon - a whole lot to write about - especially that stupid editorial in Market Watch.

May 23, 2012
Wedding Bell$
A Columbia couple who are planning a wedding,
won $100,000 in the lottery. Depending on how much money Obama steals from them, they may have about $75,000, after taxes. They're planning to use the money to pay for the wedding. They'll need it.

I have a word of advice for them: buy silver and elope..

May 22, 2012
re: Just Asking Redux
Read
this article. Then re-read the article for the 21st. No Kidding. $30 Billion in losses.

Yep. That Jamie Dimon is Gol-darn genious, Gump! A GOL - DARN - GENIUS!!!

May 21, 2012
Just Asking
Why is it so important that Jamie Dimon, who sits on the Board of the Federal Reserve and who, as head of one of the most powerful Investment Banks, controls billions of dollars of investment money, and is an advisor to Barack Obama? And why would he, who is a true believer in the ends justifying the means, not want to see one controllable person as President? And if asked, even obliquely, to "aid" in the preservation of the current status quo, over which he commands so much power, would he not accede? And, if he could make it look like the market is going up by manipulating the derivative market, which he and some others created, would he not do it - even if it meant losing billions? I'm not saying it happened, but it would be nice to have an investigation, when things get back to normal.. say.. in February of 2013.

May 19, 2012
Daffy Definitions
The headline reads: "Obama Wants Growth Policy." What the mass media headline should have read was: "Obama Wants To Run Away From Reality." The fact that you won't read the real headline is because the media has Obama's back.

But we can read the code words:

As long as that man is in office, we face an abyss of murderous debt. And his ideas will kill Europe first, because that's where he got them.

May 18, 2012
Involuntary Manslaughter
I am so glad I waited before saying anything about the Martin-Zimmerman affair. Having now seen the prosecution's evidence, it is so obviously involuntary manslaughter, that they will lose, with an honest jury. What it is not is 2nd Degree Murder.

As an interesting "sidebar" - Alan Dershowitz has shown himself to be an Eleutherian, not a Liberal. Of course, you can call yourself anything you wish, but that doesn't mean you are one.


Alan Dershowitz

The fact that he is a Progressive is irrelevant. His intent is freedom from tyranny, regardless of its origin from left or right, and he believes that such action makes a better person of the practitioner. THAT makes him an Eleutherian.

May 17, 2012
Are We Surprised
I would like to say, for the record, that it is entirely possible that Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii.


"..born in Kenya.."

However, with the release of the ID notes to his first book, it is remarkably obvious that he could have told people, including the Harvard Law Review, that he was born in Kenya. Did he also use his foreign négritude to leapfrog over other, more deserving black students at Harvard Law School? There is some interesting evidence there.

Négritude is an honest and honorable ideal, and to use it falsely, to gain purchase over anyone, seems to be the modus operandi of the dishonest. And, are we to be surprised, again?

May 16, 2012
Gentle Reminders
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May 15, 2012
The Treaty That Killed America
On December 5th, 2009, the
Annenburg Foundation - supported FACTCHECK.ORG blatantly half-lied, saying that the Obama Administration was not writing a United Nations treaty which would have the effect of banning guns in America, contrary to the 2nd Amendment. Well, THEY weren't writing it. Other people were writing it for them.


No longer over the top..

On August 5th, 2011, Fox News online reported, mirrored by CBS News and ABC News, the truth about the Treaty, which WAS being moved forward by the Obama Administration. And 45 Progressives joined the voices of ALL (but a couple) of the Republicans in denouncing the move. The Obama Administration backed off.

Last month, from no less a personage than Pat Buchanan, we learned, once again, that Hillary Clinton, on behalf of the Obama Administration, is pushing the same dang International Treaty. Again.

You'll notice that the title of this article is in the past tense. I did that for one very important reason: only a few people are paying attention to this un-American activity. If this Treaty is signed before conservatives and libertarians and constitutionalists wrest control of the Senate from the Progressive buffoons who would pass this, it won't matter who the President is.

This is not the only tragedy trying to be foisted on a free people by the corrupt majority in the Senate, but it is one of the worst.

May 14, 2012
And to Think We Invented the Marshall Plan
OK. So the French aren't the only stupid people in Europe. But, GERMANS?!? On the other hand, they DID vote for Hitler. And most of them were proud of it.

Don't look now, but there's a self-fulfilling prophecy of another European Depression, lurking..

May 13, 2012
The Avengers and Moral Equivalency
People are looking for absolutes in a world full of relativity and moral equivalency. How do I know this? Because the movie, The Avengers, is the biggest hit, ever, at the box office. (For those who know the other Avengers - the equally nifty mid-20th century tv series and movie - this is not that.)


The Avengers is a neat hero flick with characters who are hip and cool, but, basically, people with a strong humanitarian ethic. And the American people have been misled by supposed heroes for far too long. Many thought they had a hero in the current resident of the White House. Alas, he was only a paper puppet of the super-rich CEOs of super-large corporations who do OK under a strong fascist economic system - not as well as they would under a pure, capitalist system, but well enough.

It has been long known in the movie biz that when the populace feels helpless, movies about empowerment and heroes who help the helpless are very popular. Just look at the box-office draw of the The Hunger Games, not to mention the colossal book sales. And what about the Harry Potter series, which was self-empowerment personified?

Surely, we are at that moment in history. The problem with people who were, or have become, moral relativists is that they do not recognize the genuine article anymore. Many people whose hearts are in the right place may not know that we are down to our last ethical penny, at least when it comes to fiscal responsibility.

While we fritter away our last moments arguing over gayness and the propriety of correct scripture interpretation, our ability to afford the freedom to argue is being syphoned away. This may seem like a small point, but I assure you, it is critical to the wisdom we must acquire in order to defeat the malaise pressed upon us by those who favor the enslavement that socialism brings.

We are our only hope. We are our only heroes. And our super-power is the ballot.

May 12, 2012
The Guardian and Obama's Ego
The Guardian newspaper of England has been, for some time, an excellent source of news about America. They will have stories about happenings in the US, when the regular media either have not or will not cover them.
This latest story about the possibility that the Obama administration, itself, may have leaked the new underwear bomb details, is a prime example.


It should be no surprise that Obama, himself, would jeopardize the operations of MI-6 and the CIA for political aggrandizement. He believes that the ends really do justify the means. And right now, his re-election is the most important thing to him. THE. MOST.

It is not libel nor slander to say that Barack Obama truly believes he is the savior of the poor and oppressed, and that the only way to even things up is to hobble the greatest opportunity machine in the history of the world - even if it means destroying our spy network and those of every friend we've had since 1914.

This level of ego is humbling to honest folk. They look at it in horror and know that there is something very, very wrong.

May 11, 2012
Tzzzzzzzt! One & Done
Oooops! People who thought the hybrid would fix their fuel expense problems are loving and leaving the half-bastard hybrid. Seems like everything else favored by the Obama Administration, the cost of owning and running a hybrid is outrageously expensive. And when compared to the new fuel efficient mini-cars, which are cheap to buy and cheap to run, hybrids are a dirty joke.

May 10, 2012
Less Respect, More Büllesgeschichte
Now that the Obama regime has proven they only want to establish militant Islamist governments in the Near East and doesn't really care about people suffering in Communist and Socialist countries, how can we trust anything said by these people? He says he's for "gay marriage" but it's "a states rights issue." What rubbish!

Either you think sex and gender discrimination is wrong, and you do everything you can to change things, or you shut up, and keep your false sense of the world to yourself. And let's face it, even if you think being gay and lesbian is a handicap, we have seen fit to institute laws to protect the handicapped, which is supposed to be a BIG "Progressive thang."

Whether you think homosexuality is an aberration or a naturally occurring force or the result of fishing with a cane pole, a cork, and a worm, in the Eleutherian world, the only thing that matters is the principle of the sanctity of the individual. What a person does to himself, as long as he is not harming another person, is HIS BUSINESS.

And sex is a very private and personal thing. So, be glad we don't have Shariah law as the law of the land.. yet.

May 9, 2012
NC Not OK to be Gay
So, our brethren to the North have constitutionalized marriage between a man and a woman. Believe it.

There is a study which claims to show that 51% of Americans believe that same sex people should be able to be married. Don't believe it.

This "study" was a poll which was taken in large cities. Large cities are zoos with concrete and dumpsters substituting for bushes, urinated and fecal air substituting for open, fresh air, and people crushed together substituting for open neighborhoods and open land. In a word, cities are unhealthy.

Over 1,000 people in per square mile (and that's pushing it), and you have a zoo. Desmond Morris was right. And it may be that homosexuality is nature adjusting to an urban situation, but whether it is an aberration or merely a preventive natural selection mechanism, it is a physical fact.

I have stated repeatedly that I believe the actual mechanism of homosexuality is the inability to read heterosexual pheromones. I have also said that, as an Eleutherian, I don't care if you sleep with goats, that's your business, and Loving v. Virginia (1967) may expressly state the matter of this opinion. As an Anglican, I believe that sodomy is a sin, but there are other ways to enjoy that "pleasure which dare not speak its name." I have also maintained that homosexuality has been with us since people have lived together in groups. All of this has scientific evidence behind it, especially if you define "sin" as "human stupidity."

Back to the pheromones..     Not only do most people process heterosexual pheromones successfully, they also process anti-agent pheromones. Xenophobia may very well not be psychological at all, but a biological reaction to the pheromone "otherness" of "outsiders," and being a sexual outsider is even more problematic.

In other words, in order to get people to stop being "afraid" of homosexuality, we would have to change the way heterosexuals process pheromones. And that is a very, very hard thing to do. It takes a superior ability which most of us do not have, and cannot be expected to develop.

So, it is no wonder that, like North Carolina, most people, given the chance to define a sacrament between a man and a women as just that, most people will vote to keep things the same. This is more a biological imperative than a civil right. The amount of melanin in your skin is not the same thing as the way you process pheromones.

For Obama's part, everybody who knows him knows he's been lying for four years. So, what else is new?

FORWARDS!
One in seven people who had jobs are now out of work. That's an unemployment figure of.. let's see now.. divide seven into one.. add a decimal and two zeros.. ummm 3.. times 3 is nine.. subtract from ten.. leaves one.. and again with 3.. ok.. that's 33% !!!!!!!!!!!!! THIRTY-THREE PERCENT of the people who COULD be working ARE NOT!! Got that? 33%!!!!! So, Mr. Hope'n'Change, take your 8.1% and shove it up your nose!!

May 8, 2012
Texas Inmate gets 41% of WV Dem Prez Vote
                        (fill in your punch line here)                           .

May 7, 2012
Typically French, Encore Une Fois..
Good Lord! The ability of the French to be completely silly has, once again, proven itself. The Socialist Hollande will be President, and if he acts like a Socialist, France will go bankrupt. But silly or not, the cascade from Europe will ricochet into the US and China.

Black Someday soon? Qui peut dire?

May 6, 2012
Nunc Solum Meretrices Sed Dicunt Veritatem
Nowhere in the media, mainstream or cable, did anyone draw the conclusion that was so blaringly obvious, when Usama bin Ladin's private papers and recordings were made available. There was, from the very beginning, a very strong cooperation between al-Qaeda in Iraq and Taliban and Mujahideen in Afghanistan. It was there on 9-11.

This means that President Bush was absolutely correct, in invading and subduing Iraq, contrary to everything we've heard for nine years from Progressives and Peace Whiners. But why do we expect the truth from anybody, these days, except, of course, Colombian hookers?

No, Really?
Now, if I were really naughty, I would talk about the fact that Ex-Prez Bill speechified before the mostly-women's Columbia College graduation, and the ladies came away, breathless, according to WIS-TV.. but I won't..

May 5, 2012
Wait! Wait! Another Crazy Idea
What if.. the Moon is reaching the point where it can't hold the Earth as stably in orbit as before? We know it has to happen some time in the future. We also know there will be an interim period of adjustments as Earth loses its grip on that "silvery round beauty." But when?

Our sister planet could weigh less than we think, the Moon's core NOT being made of the denser material we think it is. Maybe the barycentric effect is other than we think. Is it possible that we have misunderstood Kepler's law of planetary motion? Or is there something very simple going on?

The math is relatively (sorry) simple. The Moon isn't flying away, and the Earth isn't tearing apart. Maybe, the two bodies are just far enough apart for the destabilization effect to be noticeable, say a few degrees difference in azimuth. Earth's immense gravity would keep us from noticing the slight difference in arbitrary movement, which would be gradual. The Moon would appear to rise at slightly different places on the horizon. Or, maybe it's just the effect of the Moon being closer to the Earth than it has been for quite a while..

Maybe this is why so many, many people are writing about the "odd place the Moon rose, tonight." They can't ALL be liars or crazy people, can they?

So, tonight, after your Cinco de Mayo tequila, salt-lick, water, and lime, saunter out on your deck or onto your yard and enjoy the fullest, closest, brightest Moon for a long while, along with the fireworks of the Aquariad meteor shower, which peak tonight (our Australian cousins always get a better show, but it's still worth seeing, no matter where it is, in the sky.)

Postscript: Where I camp out, in an area of the state known for its dryness, there has not been one meaningful meteorological event that has not been obscured by clouds, in the past three years. There is every chance that this will happen again, tonight. Last night was dry, and the sky was clear. Oh well..

May 4, 2012
Holey Sol!
Since Our Mr. Sun ignited some 4¾ billion years ago, its number of holes has increased. That's a best guess by our best astrophysicists. They've also guessed that the number of holes have only increased a little bit at a time, and that the biggest hole should come only at the end, when the sun bulges out and then explodes. Their best guess on WHEN that will happen is in about 5 billion more years. Of course, by then, our Milky Way Galaxy will have collided with the Andromeda Galaxy, and we could all be smashed to smithereens, in about a billion years.


Big holes in the Sun mean radiation, wild weather on Earth

So, coronal holes, as they're called, are nothing new. But what is profoundly odd, is that many so-called "climate" scientists are only now admitting (and some not at all) that coronal holes can have enormous effects on Earth's weather short-term and climate long-term. One thing we know for sure is that coronal holes emit highly toxic X-rays as well as megatons of other deadly radiation. Were it not for the magnetic shield created by the Earth's core, everything on Earth would have been cooked billions of years ago, and we would not be here. But when all of that radiation hits the shield, it really messes with the Earth's electro-magnetic fields - they're everywhere, all over the planet.

Now, these electro-magnetic fields, especially those that have captured tiny particles of dust, have another name in weather forecasting. We call them "clouds." When there is a boatload of radiation from the Sun, you get more activity, cloud-wise. Or, at least that's the theory.

What's also possibly true is an idea becoming more widely and successfully tested - that the warmer and more humid it is, you get more rain, but the storms are not as intense. If things are drier and colder, the storms, though fewer in number, are more charged and far more dramatic.

Are we witnessing the onset of another ice age? Possibly. Possibly, not. What is certain is that as the Sun acts up, the more dramatic the weather is bound to be down here.

May 2, 2012
Liars and Jobs
Expect the Administration to fib about the job numbers. We are headed deeper into the recession we never actually left. Even the most conservative economists are admitting that the real unemployment numbers are around 10.8%. But if you count those who have STOPPED looking for work altogether, the actual unemployment is closer to 21%.

France - les Socialistes Imbeciles
We often spoke French at the dinner table as I was growing up, so it's no surprise that I watched, or perhaps I should say, "tried to watch", the French Presidential debate. First of all, the celebrated French Internet is awful. But the fact that it was practically inaccessible because of high volume, is so French. They don't CARE that their system is only big enough for their own people to use. The people in charge KNEW that the system was not scalable!

As to the actual Debate, what I got to see of it, Sarkozy acquitted himself well against the poorly prepared Hollande. That fact, by itself, should be enough to doom Sarkozy in the eyes of the Parisiennes. And the only question, now, to be answered is, will the people of the provinces vote? If they will, Sarkozy will have more time to heal the lunacies of bad Euro decisions past.

May 1, 2012
The Government Bubble: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
The Hogs on Wall Street pushed out the pigs and dragged the imaginary "future success" of American Industry wet dream to the edge of the abyss. Using a false "leading" indicator for a reason, the computer programs and Government-funded obfuscation patrol ran up the Dow Jones Industrial Average on practically NO volume, whatsoever.

So what did the media people report? "THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE ROSE TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN FOUR YEARS!"

But for Κασσανδραs like me, who keep trying to get people to believe us, it was a wonderful day. Finally. Finally, the oxymoron which is our current economic policy has been stripped of all of its false honors and tributes. When the market goes up on the news of increase in wholesale production, WITHOUT a corresponding retail demand, basic economics dictates a major fall ahead.

We are at the point which, if we had a real recovery, heralds the beginning of job creation. Instead, the government has to change the counting rules in order for it to appear that they have succeeded in that task. They have to change the counting rules in order for it to appear that there is no inflation. They have to change the rules in order to hide that their immigration policy is a complete failure. And they have coopted the media in order to obfuscate the fact that real volume is NOT in the market and that we are more in debt than we have ever been, since the history of our republic began.

History and logic demand that when there is oppressive debt, combined with oppressive inflation and oppressive joblessness, the economic house of cards will fall. It's 2012, but we won't need the Earth's crust to shift, or a pulsar spraying the planet with X-rays, or a plague of Mad-Cow Disease. We will have become the Weimar Republic. And it was all done by bad government economic policy, of which, Obama and his friends are only the latest clowns to employ only to fail.

We are at that point. Call it a bubble of worthless currency supported by a blanket of lies. Call it a bubble of whatever you will, but unless this shadow puppet set of facts is replaced with real economic understanding, including acts of real relief, we will reap the whirlwind by December 2012. This is a bubble as big and as profound as the housing bubble, as big and as profound as the software bubble, as big and as profound as the banking bubble. Usama bin Ladin's assassination is the swatting of a fly compared to this utter and terrible government-caused bubble.

And when this bubble bursts, it will be YOUR savings that will burst along with it.

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