April 29, 2009
(Carolina) - Here’s a thought: Add one person to your household. If you are
a person of eleutherian persuasion, when the 2010 Census goon comes to your door
(assuming Obama hasn't been impeached for being jejune on the job), add one person
to the current number of your household.
It's not JUST a tongue-in-cheek act of civil disobedience. It's an in-their-faces
tit-for-tat rejoinder to the fascistic and ruinous monetary policies of the current
and past administrations.
This is the portion of the editorial wherein I warn you about the evils of economic
fascism and how it takes much-needed funds from the most needy of citizens and
gives it to large corporations and to the government and decreases the size of the
middle class. So let's just take this part "as read."
What would be the result of such an action?
To begin with, it will burgeon the government representation rolls in favor of hard-working,
country-loving, religious-minded people. That should scare the "We Won" crowd,
a-plenty. And, let’s face it, A.C.O.R.N. IS going to cheat, adding
to the rolls millions of non-existent relatives of mush-minded people who are waiting
to be rescued by government. By "adding one," you even things up, a little.
Won't the government goons know?
Well, maybe. The truth is that the government has no way to check out the veracity
of every one of these reports on the scale necessary to make a difference. And,
Since your inflated number wasn’t used on your tax return, they can't get you for
tax fraud. Besides, if they catch you, just tell them - as Sec. Clinton did - you “misspoke.”
