March 15, 2009

(U.S. of A.) - This email came to me the other day. Did you get yours, yet?

Dear Friend,

Please allow me to be representing and initiating myself to you, with all respects.

I am Barry O'bama, currently President of United States. My colleagues and I, through various statements of panic and relief, have exiled from the Hill of Capitol, many rich persons, due to circumstances beyond our control.

As these miscreants were leaving, they left behind some THREE TRILLION AMERICAN DOLARS in various bank accounts as to be described later. I am writing this mail to you to officially seek your consent to assist in further propagation, extension, and continuation of services to humanity i.e. Charity work through my organization's wealth.

Myself, Harry Reid of the Arizona Reids, and Nancy Pelosi of an outstanding Sicilian family, are the sole proprietors of the American Share Significant Wealth Interior Perpetuating Entity. A Humanitarian quasi-governmental charity outreach. Which main objective is to assist the old people, less privileged, motherless children, etc., in the globe.

I have received gift and donation from corporate organization and individuals for services of humanity which can be found in the Organization's account in a bank somewhere in China, and am seeking your consent to continue this humanity project as my health is failing me due to my lack of conscience.

The position pays $1,000,000,000 per annum with a plane and helicopter.

To be considered for this position, kindly furnish me detailed information of the following: