EDITORIAL
Putting Jim Clyburn to Sleep
(..and Jack Spratt, and Any Similar Legislator, regardless of party)  

March 1, 2009

(6th Congressional [Gerrymandered] District) - This is not a hit piece on SC Rep James Clyburn, although, ever since he became part of the Obama-worship mentality in Washington, he has has said a few irrational things. Nobody wants to hurt Jim, at least not in any legally binding way. This is merely a sanative suggestion aimed at saving the nation from liberal stupidity.

Every person who voted for this series of socialist monstrosities - Republican or Progressive - should be put to sleep. It should be a painless and unconscious suspended animation with a 60 year duration. (Using Soviet Russia as a grading scale, it generally takes about 70 years for any socialist system to fail. Since the worst results - primitivization of medicine, massive increases in drug dependence, 50% unemployment, increased suicide due to enforcement of liberal blue laws, abrogation of the 2nd amendment - in other words, a pathetic, immoral, covetous, ignorant, disenfranchised populace, similar to the Roman mobs in 3rd Century AD (CE) - will occur in the 50th to 70th years. Thus, the sleep time should be set to 60 years.)

This will have four salutary effects:

  1. If they have any civil moral sense at all, they will be completely embarassed by their own stupidity.
  2. It will cause them to cry for the old days before they knew they were wrong.
  3. Just punishment will be meted out without actually killing them, which is the only other fair punition for their destruction of our country.
  4. Most of us will be dead by the time these thieves come back to life.
Seems fair to me.

One other thing. I wouldn't just do this to legislators. Chris Matthews, the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, most Episcopal priests, high school English teachers, and that red-headed, Demorgasmic, geeky, moronic guy on Cavuto's Fox Saturday Morning business show should be put to sleep, too. It won't effect Matthews at all, because he was mentally predated at an early age - it will just get his silliness out of our misery.

But it will take more than a tea-party to make our dreams come true.

- Dick Anderson

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