July 9, 2007

(South Carolina) - A good friend and cousin sent this to me in an email. He said it was from a show on Canadian TV - there was a black comedian who said he missed Bill Clinton. I instantly recognized it as a quote from the famous American comedian, George Wallace. It has since been used by other comedians, but it is as funny today as it was when he first wrote it, back in the Spring of 2001. It's called:

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing We ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's Shelves this week with 'Clinton Soup, in honor of one of the nations' Most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, 'I don't know, I never had one.'

The Clinton revised judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear to tell the Truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing But what I think you need to know.'

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."